Saturday, February 27, 2010

Shaurria meets D.E.H.T.A.

"Where we going now, Pitch?"
"Gonna have you meet some other druids."
"These guys are a little odd, so just remember one thing."
"'Kay, what's that?"
"Whatever they say, just smile and nod."

"What's 'humane treatment of animals'?"
"It means not hurting them."
"... so we're not supposed to hunt them?"
"Nah, hunting's fine. Just kill them quickly."
"... Okay!"

"Why are we trapping the trappers again?"
"Uh, because they told us too?"
".... Y'don't really know why, do you?"
"Not a clue, kitty."

"Okay, so it's wrong to cut parts off of animals?"
"Apparently yes."
"... then why do they want me to bring them ears?"

"Why did we kill the guy on the rhino?"
"Uh, because you aren't supposed to ride rhinos?"
".... I don't think we should tell them about Ursoc and Finn then."

"Those druids are weird."
*chuckles* "Like me?"
"No, you're just weird. They were weird."
".... Nice clarification there, Shaur."

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